A girl who is not there for you at Christmas, or who pulls away at Christmas, is not someone you can rely on. As an intimate friend or lover, she's worthless. If you're not her first priority, then don't give her much of yourself.
posted by Matthew at 12/20/2006 10:47:00 AM

 
"What's this?" "Oh, she's flirting with me. Whatever."
posted by Matthew at 12/19/2006 03:42:00 PM

 
There are few things in life, so pleasant as cleavage on a pretty girl. Especially unexpected cleavage.
posted by Matthew at 12/18/2006 02:29:00 PM