More from the Outer Limits:

"I, on the other hand, require niceness."

"My father used to say, marry a dumb girl, marry a smart girl - - but keep away from the intelligent ones."
posted by Matthew at 12/21/2003 09:20:00 PM

 
Man in an Hour Of Stars episode: "I don't care what people say."
His wife, in reply: "Well, I do."

It's looking like a Not So Very Merry Christmas (Bobby Vee), this year.
posted by Matthew at 12/21/2003 12:08:00 PM