Baseball Playoff Singers
Billy Corgan, ex-Smashing Pumpkins, was awful, with his rendition of "Take Me Out To the ballgame" in the Cubs playoff loss. I think he contributed. He was smashingly terrible. Next up, that supposedly famous, too loud guy who sings "God Bless America" for the Yankees. Another unattractive bald guy, who's not too much fun to listen to. OH Lord, finally, a singer who sounded good!!!! David Cassidy, in Florida, singing "God Bless America" about a thousand times better than the two singers just mentioned. Honestly, just listen to him sing. And, as my sixth grade science teacher used to say, all in one package - he's a fuc* of a lot better looking than the other two guys combined! Yeah, Go Marlins!

Sure, Smashing Pumpkins are cooler than the Partridge Family. Well, obviously. However, listen to the two live performances face to face. Cassidy is worlds better than Corgan. No comparison. David Cassidy's a lot better singer.
posted by Matthew Moore at 10/21/2003 08:27:02 PM

 

posted by Matthew Moore at 10/20/2003 09:21:05 PM