Ever More Analysis Based Upon My Birthdate
"You are disinterested in a lover who plays hard to get. That's a game you just won't play."
Very true. I am not amused by that. It's much more fun and interesting if she shows her interest as well, and consistently shows this. I'll repay it doubly.

"You are strong-willed, possessive and intensely emotional."
For better or worse.

"You are protective of the lover who knows how to satisfy your substantial sexual cravings."
Of course.

"You like to be admired, and will respond strongly if your lover is encouraging."
Very much so. Encouragement feels so loving.

"Although you truly love your family, you are also able, if necessary, to detach yourself from them."
True, although, not for too long of stretches.

"You make a loyal friend or a vehement enemy."
But can I *keep* a loyal friend.....

"You will always observe others carefully before you decide whether or not to befriend them."
True. It takes a while to form an impression of their true nature.

"You feel that everyone who is close to you should maintain the same standards and morals as you do, and for anyone close to deviate from these standards would, to your mind, be an act of disloyalty."
That's pretty true. Sounds quite severe, doesn't it?

"Normally, you are lucky with cash and have no problem making money."
To an extent.

"You love to be in the driver's seat."
True. I'm afraid I don't make a very good subject, in the long run. I haven't found anyone yet who could truly domesticate me.

"You must attain financial security in order to have the type of lifestyle you require to be happy."
True. I'm working on it. Things are moving along pretty well.

posted by Matthew Moore at 5/19/2003 10:24:22 AM